I’ve never been one to sit and watch football on television unless I felt like I needed to hang out with those who were watching it already. I have many friends and family members who truly enjoy the sport. Me, not so much. It’s a long boring game to me. My idea of football is my electronic version that I’ve had since I was in elementary school. Come on, you remember these games, don’t you? Hey, I became a pro at football pushing buttons to make those little sticks bleep their way across the tiny screen. Give me that handheld game and let me sit on my porch swing on the patio and I’ll play you a great game of football! So yeah, I’m ready for some football! The kind I can turn off whenever I want.